Slick for Starch

I recently read that someone made a dildo for anal penetration using pureed mashed potatoes stuffed into a condom which was tied at the end. I would like the instructions for such a device.

–Slick for Starch

Not only is this self-made dildo dangerous for anal play—since there is no flared base or string attached, and a condom isn’t very long, it can easily get lost in your ass—it doesn’t even sound like that much fun. Between the mess it will make putting it together (unless you’ve got some serious kitchen utensils) and the mushy texture it will have when it’s done, I am not very intrigued. Please splurge and buy yourself a dildo or butt plug at a sex toy store. Trust me, you’re worth it.